Monday, January 3, 2011

Boredom...

I dont know what is wrong with my fingers. They just cant keep still!

Maybe they want a warm up for the next few days will be very busy as i start writing again. So here i am ranting again. Being alone is much fun by the way. I just had early lunch so that the food will go down right making me ready to do the Shembot later...LMAO!

While eating i watched a show on TV5...I thought it was Jerry Springer but Pinoy version LOL. Once again no originality but what the heck if it sells why not. Why waste time thinking of an original concept? Its all about the money and ratings anyway.

Okay so there were two huge bouncers named B1 and B2, what the heck?! They knew that the two people would clash and still they didnt prevent them. They let them trade a few hair pulling and slaps and then they did their work. Para sa ratings! ahahahaha. Ika nga e Spice it up a bit.

Change the channel!

So after watching the dishes wash themselves im back at the driver's seat in front of the TV. Quick check on my Internet Download manager...two files pending...download rate 50kpbs...one hour to finish. Great! After that i have no files to download anymore.

So there goes the excitement for my new internet connection. I see no point having a faster net speed with no files to download. Oh yes i have this sickness that makes me want to download stuff constantly. I get irritated when i see my net connection idle. No, i dont watch videos on the net. Except for funny short clips that is.

Quick channel change...THE NEWS!!! Wow so yummy longganisa and something with tomato sauce...CRAP!!! It isnt food! They are the victims of the fireworks!!! LOL!

"Ligaw na Bala", yeah i know what it means but the funny side of my brains tells me its Angelina Jolie firing a curving bullet from the movie Wanted. LMAO! That was such a crappy movie, they want us to believe that we can curve bullet trajectory once in leaves the barrel. Its possible but you have to be very strong.

Just look at the baseball pitchers. They can really twist the ball good! Tried that even in bowling, PEKTUS!!! Oh yeah it works. Its all in the fingers and wrists. What seems to be a straight ball suddenly curves midway...how cool is that? But you cant do that with bullets!!!

Or maybe they could do that...just watch most action flicks most specially the Pinoy action movies ahahaha. Oh yeah the "bida" is either super evasive or the villains and that dumb firing their weapons...ooops...maybe they curve their bullets LOL!!!

Oh i watched UFC something yesterday. PINOY PRIDE!!! EPIC FAIL!!! Sorry but i really felt sad watching Brandon get badly beaten up like that. Three rounds of being pinned to the ground. That last round making it much worse because his oppenent was at his back! Gosh i suddenly remembered those two coyboys on that mountain. (Wait let me puke first)

Okay, so Silva was at the back of Brandon, both were kneeling. The Pinoy was protecting himself and Silva just bitch slapped him from the back LMAO! Literally! Left, Right, Left, Right slaps! Then to add insult to injury he played the drums of Brandon's back and he really did an FPJ move by hitting Brandon with two open fists on his ears AHAHAHAHA! Seriously he did.

In the end Brandon got a severely broken nose. As in broken bridge, that is why he covered his face with his cap at the end. Geez i didnt know it could break that way...it was really crooked! Oh it wasnt a slap that did that, it was a wayward punch from the back from Silva.

Sayang! How i wish our countrymen dont try that hard shooting up to fame ASAP. They should be like Manny. Slowly but surely. Well the others want it bigtime ASAP so we cant blame them. Just like in business, others want to hit it big at first try. They dont want the spare change, they want the paper!

Saw a movie trailer, how the heck would you get a goose with a human face? No wonder they didnt earn that much LOL.

I know what movie will be present on the next MMFF! Of course Shake Rattle and Roll. DUH! i dont know what number but for sure it will be a mix of big name stars doing horror.

So if you are a budding actress, how do they make you famous? Simple, give you a teleserye where you get to show some skin. ACTRESS...ACTOR....the key word is ACT!!! Geez its not face or body! But of course its about the money and not the quality i forgot.

Stupid story....take the hottest actor and the hottest actress....the fanatics wouldnt care about the story. Hahahaha.

Nice story...unknown actors and actresses....Dedma ng mga tao.....then they win an international award...LOL!

BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Bato bato sa langit...DUH! Its Hail Hail from the sky! LOL!

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