Dear System...

Dear Valued Customer,

We are pleased to receive your email.

Rest assured that necessary actions will be carried out to address your inquiries/concerns. We shall get back to you as soon as details become available. For urgent concerns, you may call our Customer Service Hotline at *** from 8:00 am to 5:00 pm daily.

Our Customer Service agents will readily be available to assist you.

Thank you for your continued patronage.

This is a system generated response. Please do not reply.

Ah ganon?!!!

Dear system,

Rest assured i will not reply because i am obedient. You shall get back to me as soon as details become available? So what do you call the details i wrote on my email? False details? If you were not a system then you could have easily pressed several buttons to check my account and PRESTO! Fast and swift action...but you are just a system and it will take ten years before a real person reads my complaint. By that time i would be so irate already and you would reply with another email saying "We are doing something...we are acting on your concern...etc etc etc"

This is an irate brain generated response. Please do not reply...of course you told me not to reply so how the hell are you going to read this in the first place?!!!

"Sir pwede na kayo makabitan ng dsl!" ...gives forms and returns to collect them

"Sir magbayad na kayo tapos one week kakabitan na kayo" ...issues receipt then gone with the wind

December 14 date of payment. One week after....two weeks after...Three weeks after....

MAY GANON!!! Basta pera paspas pero pag serbisyo na MADAMING RASON!!!

HINDI DAW MAHANAP YUNG BAHAY!!!

HELLO NAKATIRA BA AKO SA BAHAY NG DWENDE? E yung katapat namin nakabitan, tapos yung nasa kaliwa nakabitan, pati yung bahay sa malapit nakabitan tapos kami hindi makita ang bahay?!!!

Kailangan ba ng padulas? Yun ba? O nagrarason lang kayo kasi nakalimutan niyo kami kabitan? Pero pag sumingil paspas no?

Kailangan pa ba ng media? ahahahaa para sensationalized ang issue at sure ball gagalaw kayo?

Dami palusot, ginagawa yung account, mag site check (WTF nakabitan na nga ang kapitbahay mag check pa kayo? So yung kinabit niyo sa kanila hindi gumagana ganon?)

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Sir ifollow up namin.

Follow up my ass!